Ben Stein gave many Christian leaders warm fuzzies when he launched Expelled, a documentary about the academic conspiracy to keep “intelligent design” (not design by the Triune God of Scripture) out of the lab and classroom. Watch R. C. Sproul and Stein blather about it here. Joining forces with Stein is a double success for the Christian because it adds a special bonus to the cause of getting “a” nebulous but intelligent creator back in anti-Christ schools: the nobility of working with a Jew.
How To Field Your Mullato Kid’s Questions
Child: What race am I?
Father: There’s no such thing as race, child. There is only the human race.
Child: Well, why don’t I look like you or mommy?
Father: Well, there are differences in color which some like to call race.
Child: Why am I of a different color than you or mommy?
Father: Well, you are actually like both of us. You have both colors, honey.
Child: But you don’t have both colors, only one? Neither does mommy?
Father: Well we all have multiple colors, some more or less than others.
Christian Modesty: A Relic
General Immodesty
You know your church service is an epic fail when the pastor’s wife wears yoga pants. Good old, spiritual, bible-study-attending, church chicks these days either where tight clothing (showing every curve and crevice) or skin-revealing clothing (literally showing every crevice).
I would like to ask you men, fathers, and husbands of such hooker-wannabees–WHY? How can you have no shame (Jeremiah 8:12)?
Possible answers:
- They like to show off their prize. Which means they have a twisted sense of loyalty to their wife. I don’t want any man seeing my wife in that way but me. I have a jealous love for my wife. You unfaithful prize-toting boys apparently have a lusty love for yours—one that you like sharing with us. But no thanks. Your “wife” couldn’t handle the duties my wife has.
- They’re ignorant of modest standards. Then turn your TV off, quit looking at porn online, and your sensibilities will eventually return. You’ll soon rebuke your wife for dressing like a hooker. And you’ll actually appreciate her in a way that no other man can.
- They’re aware of modest standards, but showing cleavage and tight cheeks are fair game. Same advice as above.
Pregnant Immodesty
What is up with pregnant women showing the bare belly in photographs? This would be pornographic in any other context. If anything, this stuff is more pornographic because it brings into the equation an innocent baby. What is up with you people?