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Exclusive: Our Interview With a Pastor Who Stands With Ukraine For Some Reason

North Port pastor cherishes flag signed by Ukrainian soldiers | wtsp.com

By Colby Malsbury

Ah, springtime. When a young man’s fancy turns to thoughts of….yelling in the park with a bunch of sign-wielding gendernondenominationals about the Current Thing that social media says is fundamental. And with the Covid narrative hardening into the stale musty dog droppings that we always knew it was, I guess that means we should start looking beyond our shores for further adventures. Therefore, we took the liberty of calling upon Dr. Endicott B. Strangelove, deacon affiliated with a breakaway Presbyterian congregation so conservative they ditched their masks a full week before their governor decreed they could so do, to tap his brain on the Ukrainian situation. Download his app on your Android device today! read more

The Current Thing: Thoughts on the Russia-Ukraine Conflict

By Davis Carlton

The Russian invasion of Ukraine has been ongoing for the past several weeks and I have some belated thoughts on the matter. In America we are being told that Russia is invading Russia simply because they are a bully. The conflict has provided Conservative, Inc. with a convenient distraction from having to actually hold the Biden administration accountable for the complete dumpster fire that his Presidency has been. Instead we can be assured that the predominant Republican talking point for the upcoming midterm elections will be that the Biden administration has been soft and incompetent in its dealings with Russia. read more

RIP Gary North: A Flawed Giant

Died: Gary North, Who Saw Austrian Economics in the Bible and Disaster on the Horizon... | News & Reporting | Christianity Today

By Davis Carlton

Gary North, a prominent founder of the Christian Reconstructionist movement passed away on February 24. North was a prolific author and speaker who frequently wrote and lectured on politics, libertarian economics, the gold standard, and postmillennial eschatology. North was influenced by his future father-in-law, R.J. Rushdoony who convinced him that God’s law serves as the foundation for all Christian morality and ethics. North also became convinced that God’s mandate for mankind to take dominion in Gen. 1:28 coupled with Christ’s Great Commission meant that the Gospel message wasn’t solely concerned with the salvation of individual sinners, but that the Bible also promises the conversion of the nations and consequently the transformation of the social order into conformity with God’s law. read more

Whoopi’s Whoopsie, Part II: Whoopi Goldberg Loses The Olympics of Suffering

Whoopi Goldberg apologizes for saying Holocaust 'isn't about race' | TheHill

By Davis Carlton

Whoopi Goldberg has been suspended from The View for two weeks after making comments that “the Holocaust” of Jews by the Germans during the Second World War wasn’t a racial conflict but rather ethnic because both the perpetrators and the victims shared the same white skin color. Goldberg has since apologized, before doubling down on the Late Show with Stephen Colbert. To be clear, I care about very little in this story. The View is stupid and literally no one should care about any of Whoopi Goldberg’s opinions on any subject whatsoever. The lesson to be learned here is about the status of racial hierarchy in a dying American society. read more

Whoopi’s Whoopsie, Part 1: Hell May Have Just Frozen Over: Whoopi Goldberg Was Right

By Ehud Would

“Not giving heed to Jewish fables, and the commandments of men who turn from the truth.”
~Titus 1:14

I’m no fan of Whoopi Goldberg. She’s horrible on pretty much every issue. And I really couldn’t care less if she is ever allowed to return to that insipid Commie sewing circle, The View.

In fact, if justice prevailed in the land, the whole coven would be on trial for their sundry crimes against God, Man, and Nature.

But, moresthepity, Left and Right seem to have come to a hands-across-the-water moment condemning Whoopi – a moment which defined the hierarchy of political correctness: while Black women hold almost limitless PC credit, there is a limit. And Whoopi found it. read more

Freedom Convoy 2022: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

The 'Freedom Convoy' demonstration continues in Ottawa: Top stories in Ottawa this week | CTV News

By Colby Malsbury

It shouldn’t come as a great shock to anybody that Canadians have had a long-standing reputation for being among the most servile populations in the world. A reputation that is entirely warranted, by the way. From the time after the Revolution when the United Empire Loyalists were cringingly grateful to Sir Guy Carleton after he treated them like whipped curs during their first starvation winter in their new Nova Scotia home, the resistance trajectory of this “country” has been in perpetual plateau, descending ever downward. Please check out my article on the historical Canadian character for further analysis on this score. read more

Indian Graveyards, Black Anarchy, the White Predator Mythos & the Consequences

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By Ehud Would

“Why do the nations rage, and the people imagine a vain thing? The kings of the earth set themselves, and the rulers take counsel together, against the Lord, and against his anointed, saying, Let us break their bands asunder, and cast away their cords from us.” ~Psalm 2: 1-3

You may have heard of the rash of church burnings in Canada throughout 2021. Or maybe not, in light of the media blackout on the subject. Anything to cover for modern Indian war parties razing churches, I guess. read more

Refuting Tim Keller’s Tweets About “Structural Causes” of Poverty

By Davis Carlton

Tim Keller posted a tweet shortly after Christmas about his experiences with conservatives and liberals and their different understandings of the causes of poverty. In this tweet, Keller said, “I’ve worked w/conservatives and liberals in hands-on efforts to help poor families. The imbalances–conservatives over-stress personal irresponsibility and liberals over-stress structural causes—I’ve seen. These aren’t ‘straw men’. ‘There are more things in heaven and earth…’” read more

Sidney Poitier: The Smiling Clean-Cut Revolutionary Terrorist You Could Take Home To Meet Mom and Dad

Sidney Poitier, Oscar-winning actor and Hollywood's first Black movie star, dies at 94 - CNN

By Colby Malsbury

Well, another year is upon us.

And you know what that means.

Yes, it’s time for that most gruesome of online traditions to get under way – the commencement of the 2022 Celebrity Death Watch Pool. With the withered old harridan Betty White deigning to open the festivities in the closing hours of last year, it promises to be a lucrative game indeed. Who had Bob Saget in the first two weeks of January, again?

Even these two luminaries, though, haven’t been able to top the (admittedly early) Grand Mack Daddy of all the Luciferian passings thus far, though – iconic black actor and honorary grand marshal of Wakanda’s Rose Bowl parade for half a century running Sidney Poitier, who died at age 94 on January 6th. It is unconfirmed whether or not he had been vaccinated, but it seems to be erring on the side of caution to presume that he indeed had been. But as that obviously has no bearing on anything whatsoever, just as fellow black demigod Hank Aaron’s vaccination did not, we shall move on. read more

When the Whole Internet Becomes Satirical, It’s the End of the Internet and Satire Both

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By Colby Malsbury

I had an illuminating experience on Twitter not too long ago.

In keeping with the site’s ongoing mission to be your go-to source for 24/7/365 narrative incubation, I tweeted out the statement ‘I’ve never heard of Ivermectin causing a stroke or heart attack.’ Said entirely in earnest, mind. It was apparently received as such, as it garnered over a hundred likes, if that kind of facile approval means anything to you.

Well, an elderly woman took umbrage with that….though not in the way you might expect. read more