Tribal Theocrat: the return of ethnonationalism and Christian law

Exclusive: a Preview of the Upcoming Three Presbyterian Stooges Movie

Exclusive: a Preview of the Upcoming Three Presbyterian Stooges Movie

    By Colby Malsbury   We here at Tribal Theocrat take tremendous pride in our Pulitzer Prize-winning investigative journalism. Thus, when our ace cub reporter Skip Gailee burst into our editor’s office announcing he had scooped the script for Columbia Pictures’ latest Three Presbyterian Stooges short subject, it almost blew our editor’s green visor off of his lumpen bald head. Who doesn’t laugh uproariously at the zany antics of those incompetents PcaMoe, OpcLarry, and PcusaCurly? We were so pleased with Skip we promised him he would be promoted to an unpaid assistant intern position any year now. The Three […]

#DatKanye, Or: How Christian Discernment Took a Holiday When a Renowned Rapper Claimed Regeneration

#DatKanye, Or: How Christian Discernment Took a Holiday When a Renowned Rapper Claimed Regeneration

    By Colby Malsbury   GREAT MOMENTS IN THE HISTORY OF THE CHURCH: 70 AD – the destruction of the Temple and the ushering in of the final judgment upon Jewry. 451 – the Council of Chalcedon codifies Christian orthodoxy for one and all times. 1054 – the permanent schism between the Catholic West and the Orthodox East. 1517 – Martin Luther nails his 95 Theses to the Wittenberg church door. 2019 – Kanye West says that Christianity is ‘lit’, or something. What, too soon? Well, I’m sure Ye will settle for being included as a footnote in this […]

The Spirit of Vatican I: The Lesson to be Learned from the Arbitrary Authority of the Papacy

The Spirit of Vatican I: The Lesson to be Learned from the Arbitrary Authority of the Papacy

  Martin Luther burns a papal bull, and perhaps future traditional Catholics burning the edicts of the Amazon Synod?   By Davis Carlton   The traditional Catholic world is abuzz over the Amazon Synod currently underway in Rome. The synod is a gathering of bishops selected by Pope Francis ostensibly to discuss issues related to the evangelization of the indigenous peoples of the Amazon region in South America. The reason for the uproar is the synod’s “working document” titled Instrumentum Laboris. The document was principally authored by former priest turned Marxist firebrand Leonardo Boff. The document is suffused with pantheist […]