A Kinist Take on Elizabeth II’s Life, Reign, and Death

Queen Elizabeth II's death ignites sensitive debate over Africa's colonial past

By Colby Malsbury

Elizabeth II, Dei Gratia Britanniarum Regnorumque Suorum Ceterorum Regina, Consortionis Populorum Princeps, Fidei Defensor for 70 years, 7 months, and 2 days, went to face the LORD God on September 8, 2022.

Well….bye.

I don’t know if Tribal Theocrat has any Anglican readership to speak of, but if it does I’m sure I just alienated the tens of…well, tens of them with that bit of disrespectful effrontery. Well, that’s too bad. I’m not in the habit of cultivating the opinions of people who think standing a full day in queue to pay homage to any mere mortal is a civic duty rather than a ghoulish morbidity more apropos to caressing an embalmed Lenin’s cheek in worship, or to ensuring that Stalin is really and truly dead. read more

What Is a Nation?

By Davis Carlton

This summer Matt Walsh of the Daily Wire has released a documentary titled, What is a Woman? The documentary records Walsh’s conversations with many people on the subject of gender ideology, which seeks to abstract a person’s gender identity from their biological sex. Walsh interviews many who are skeptical of gender ideology, but it is his interviews with proponents of gender ideology that are the most interesting and entertaining. Walsh repeatedly asks his interlocutors the question that serves as the documentary’s title, “what is a woman?” In asserting that “trans-women” are real women, the goal of gender ideology is to deconstruct the reality of sexual identity altogether. The interviews expose the abject irrationality, equivocation, and intellectual dishonesty behind gender ideology. read more

The Cyberman: A Modern Ballad About Modern Problems

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By Colby Malsbury

(With apologies to Alfred Noyes and The Highwayman)

The time was four in the morning – the place Mom’s downstairs den.

The Net was a ghastly cauldron of rampant fear porn…..again.

The Nerd was at his laptop, carrying the war forth true.

And the Narrative kept trending….

Trending….trending….

The Narrative kept trending, like a rock in your favorite shoe.

The Nerd was drench’d in stink-sweat, watching Twitter scroll by.

The Narrative was mass starvation – surely we must all die! read more

Guess Which Religion Holds Abortion as a Sacrament?

By Davis Carlton

Seriously, you had to ask?

This is the argument being advanced by a Jewish synagogue in Florida in claiming religious based exemptions from a state law restricting abortion access. The legal journal Verdict reports, “The Congregation L’Dor Va-Dor, a Jewish synagogue in Florida, has sued the state saying that Florida’s new restrictive abortion laws violate their religious faith. As a matter of faith, they reject the notion that life begins at conception and further believe that the pregnant person’s health and life matter.” The article continues, “To be sure, the Satanic Temple has filed similar cases in particularly restrictive states over the last decade, but mainstream religions have been sitting on the sidelines as restrictions in a number of states have become increasingly inconsistent with their faiths.” read more

Cursed Are the LOOR in Spirit: Marcus Pittman’s Woke Cinematic Schlockbuster

By Colby Malsbury

The culture is fetid. That’s no secret to anyone.

Why else would the mighty conglomerate known as Netflix show its first-ever signs of legacy fatigue because, as it turns out, people don’t look upon it as their moral duty to pay ever-increasing subscription rates to view Barack Obama narrating a history of the Stonewall Riots, or to view Idris Elba portraying Thomas Jefferson, or to view the umpteenth iteration of a poor Jewish soul wandering lost and abused through Nazi-occupied Europe spreading the heathen gospel of Semitic humanism? This offal is why Christians cut their cable to begin with. No thanks. Time to move on. read more

Concerning Natural Affection: A Response To John Andrew Reasnor

By Davis Carlton

John Andrew Reasnor recently made a lengthy post on his Facebook wall regarding Kinist arguments that have transpired on the Fight Laugh Feast Network Facebook page. Below are his comments in bold followed by my responses.

Should Christians have “natural affections” for their own ethnicity? … Recently, a popular podcast network group affiliated with Doug Wilson (Fight Laugh Feast Network) has been embroiled in dozens of posts and hundreds (if not thousands) of comments debating kinism. It’s been wild…Many are openly supporting kinism. Some are condemning it strongly. Many more are being very diplomatic towards the kinists and trying to have a “balanced” take. read more

Darren Doane Takes Kinism To The Woodshed

By Davis Carlton

“I think anything close to Kinist ideology deserves to be taken to the woodshed like Jesus did the Pharisees. It’s in Kinism where you’ll find today’s synagogue of Satan circumcising themselves and their wives off from culture and the mission of postmill work.” – Darren Doane

Darren Doane is a member of Doug Wilson’s church and director of the documentary Collision about the debate between Wilson and atheist Christopher Hitchens…a step up from the Blink-182 music videos that Doane directed earlier in his career. Doane doesn’t like Kinism, as is apparent from his comment posted to Facebook earlier this week. He accuses Kinists of being like the Pharisees and the “synagogue of Satan” mentioned in Rev. 2:9 and 3:9. Those are some big accusations, to be sure! Hey Darren, quick question: What do you think of the actual practitioners of Judaism today? Are they at least a part of the “synagogue of Satan,” or is that being anti-Semitic? Never mind. read more

Twelve Mistakes Conspiracy Newbies Make Online

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By Colby Malsbury

So your fifth cousin twelve times removed finally jumped off the Good Ship Complacency Narrative and started to clue in that there was more to 9/11 than met the eye, and that the medical Maoists heralding Covid orthodoxy nonstop might not have his best interests at heart? In all sincerity, wonderful news! From such small seeds do Godly worldviews blossom, if the Gardener prunes the spreading foliage to produce maximum fruit.

But….if he’s still a wet-behind-the-ears waif, he might not quite grasp yet just what a minefield this internet of “ours” is. And if he desires to glorify God through sounding the warning bell to those who are as at sea as he once was, it is incumbent upon him to accrue some cyber-street smarts rather quickly, lest he finds himself cast adrift into the seemingly endless void of NPC’s and finds himself a walking, talking, mocking meme. At any rate, here are a dozen rookie mistakes he ought to be cognizant of. read more

Why The Left Wins The Culture War: Considerations on a Possible Reversal of Roe v. Wade

Skelton: Supreme Court Roe v. Wade decision sure to hurt GOP - Los Angeles Times

By Davis Carlton

Recently a draft document leaked from the Supreme Court indicates that a preliminary majority of justices would vote to overturn Roe v. Wade, which infamously struck down state laws banning abortion in 1973. The Left has reacted with all too predictable anger and outrage, as well as firm resolve that murdering children is a woman’s “right” that will be forever protected throughout the United States. The mainstream conservative response has ranged from jubilation to cautious optimism. Many acknowledged that whatever happens when a final judgment is reached in June that there is still much work to be done. read more

Exclusive: Our Interview With a Pastor Who Stands With Ukraine For Some Reason

North Port pastor cherishes flag signed by Ukrainian soldiers | wtsp.com

By Colby Malsbury

Ah, springtime. When a young man’s fancy turns to thoughts of….yelling in the park with a bunch of sign-wielding gendernondenominationals about the Current Thing that social media says is fundamental. And with the Covid narrative hardening into the stale musty dog droppings that we always knew it was, I guess that means we should start looking beyond our shores for further adventures. Therefore, we took the liberty of calling upon Dr. Endicott B. Strangelove, deacon affiliated with a breakaway Presbyterian congregation so conservative they ditched their masks a full week before their governor decreed they could so do, to tap his brain on the Ukrainian situation. Download his app on your Android device today! read more