By Ehud Would
Preamble: And the State spoke all these words, saying, we are the lord thy ZOG who brought thee out of Christendom, out of the house of bondage.
1. Thou shalt have no other gods before Ze.
2. Thou shalt make for thyself no politically incorrect image, nor any depiction of anything according to Western beauty standards which might anger minorities. Thou shalt not sell them, nor share them for free; for I, the lord thy ZOG am a jealous ZOG, visiting the iniquity of White Christian fathers upon their children for all generations of them that offend Ze, and shewing mercy unto all People of Color.