By Colby Malsbury
GREAT MOMENTS IN THE HISTORY OF THE CHURCH:
70 AD – the destruction of the Temple and the ushering in of the final judgment upon Jewry.
451 – the Council of Chalcedon codifies Christian orthodoxy for one and all times.
1054 – the permanent schism between the Catholic West and the Orthodox East.
1517 – Martin Luther nails his 95 Theses to the Wittenberg church door.
2019 – Kanye West says that Christianity is ‘lit’, or something.
What, too soon? Well, I’m sure Ye will settle for being included as a footnote in this historiography. He is a humble sort, after all.