By Colby Malsbury
And things had been going so well.
The blatant usurpation of the US presidency by the forces boosting the first-ever Catholic Veep, combined with the continual metastasizing of the Covid LARP, seemed to light a large enough fire under the neo-Right’s sizable posterior for it to finally arise from its Barca-Lounger and get mad.
And their targets were big enough and juicy enough that a wide-eyed freshman seminary student inexplicably drafted into the Marine Corps could hit them his first day on the rifle range.
Arbitrary mask mandates, cancellation of children’s recreational opportunities, high-profile arrests of Alberta pastors across denominations, a vaccination cure proving to be far deadlier than the disease….these are topics Solzhenitsyn could contemptuously grind into the mud without hardly sweating his beard. And these cues were big enough even the neo-Right couldn’t miss them.
And – wonder of wonders – it was having an effect. Florida ditched the whole charade entirely, and Texas pretended to do so sufficiently to have a like-minded effect. Other states rapidly began following suit. The constant refrain of rage and righteous abuse against the career pols pimping the narrative began to tell – few of them have appeared in public lately that don’t look ten years older than they did a year ago, and there seems to be a mortally insane fear glowing in more and more of their dead eye sockets. A sight to warm any reactionary’s heart!
Yes, it appeared that conservatives finally might have had their spit together.
And then a thing happened.
Specifically, that most emotionally-laden thing that has been the bane of the Right’s forward momentum for nearly three quarters of a century now – Our Greatest Ally.
So, just as Covid rage was set to hit a peak in the warm-up to Memorial Long down south and Victoria Long up north, lo and behold Israel decided to do what it has always done best and launched one of its trademark lethal excursions into Gaza, because the denizens therein saw fit to launch off a few fireworks. Hey, all the better to give Israel’s Iron Dome missile defense system – an SDI in miniature – some much-needed practice since its launch a decade ago. Of course, it is merely a cohencidence that this attack also cohencided with the extremely dubious “Russian” hack of the Colonial pipeline and the lovely Gretchen Whitmer of Michigan’s threats to shut down the Line 5 pipeline running through her state to produce a lucrative little one- or two-day gasoline panic in the Southeast, whereby the Stupids all ran out en masse to hoard premium octane into Glad garbage bags, as befits the most retarded of survivalists.
But as the only connections the mainstream Right have ever shown themselves capable of making are tallying up their golf scores after eighteen holes, the online reaction to this sub-narrative proved to be very obvious and very fatuous. Gobs of ‘WE STAND WITH YOU!!!’ and ‘VIRULENT ANTI-SEMITISM’ and ‘DIDJA KNOW NETANYAHU IS A FAN OF ALEXANDER HAMILTON’ and blah de blah blah blah. It was as if the ADL rented the internet’s entire server capacity for a full week. Was it only five years ago that the alt-rite was assuring us that neoconservatism was dead for one and all times? Ah, such simpler days.
Now, let’s be exceedingly fair. There is plenty to object to in our local yokel Palestinian protest movement. There is no denying that on these shores they act as little more than a catch-all for various Leftist proclaimers of woke, as the prominent role played by Antifa in many of these protests demonstrates. But then, show me a non-European population improperly “settled” upon these shores that this doesn’t apply to with equal force? As long as it ain’t Whitey, Marxists aren’t particular about who they pick up their cudgels for. This goes a long way in explaining why Palestinian demonstrations that ignore social distancing diktats are being allowed to gather unmolested. None of this does a thing to prove Judaic claims to total subservience, but rather documents very aptly that the enemy of my enemy is my enemy.
I have previously touched on the artificiality of social media in general and the Twitter format in particular, and how it is easily manipulated to conform to the dictates of the Delphi method of control of public gatherings. I can’t think of a better witness to this manipulation than the sudden massive shift of focus from Scarybug to Israel by the alt-right….except, perhaps, last year’s sudden shift of focus from Scarybug lockdown awareness to free-range BLM protest cheerleading by the woke left. A few well-placed vids of out-of-context rockets exploding over Gaza, followed by a few more well-placed posts of ‘existential threat’ and ‘just like Hitler’ from guys named Avi with Hebrew characters in their user names, and you’re off on a tangent!
Hypocrisy much, lads?
Have you forgotten already that Israel was an early and zealous proponent of the accursed vaccine passport, and they attempted to implement it with full vigor within various metropolitan regions? Did it hurt much, having to shoehorn that inconvenient truth into your synergistic worldview? Oh, sure, we have recently been treated to the news that Israel will be ‘phasing out’ its vaccination passport program beginning June 1st….but it has been made clear that that is due to the ‘success of its vaccination program’, and it is also likely meant to coincide with Secretary of State Anthony (((Blinken’s))) scheduled visit to Israel next week. It wouldn’t do to awkwardly ask for ‘your papers, please’ while wining and dining a senior official of your country’s piggy bank through various Tel Aviv cathouses, after all! And, of course, like every other “freedom” granted in this plandemic, this one is subject to revocation should the situation worsen.
Some victory!
Yet that hasn’t stopped anti-lockdowners from heralding Israel as the vanguard of liberty the world over, and wouldn’t those damratbastard Palestinians do well by their example? This most especially applies to Texas governor Greg Abbott, who used to be known as the most Ziodeluded chief executive of them all before he parlayed an initially tentative anti-lockdown campaign into a winning re-branding….and then promptly de-branded himself so that he could (rhetorically) stand with Greatest Ally. As the dog returns to his vomit….
Can I say this development surprised me? Nope. The anti-Scarybug coalition is that apotheosis of modern political organization – A Big Tent. And as we have learned through painful experience over the years, a Big Tent always shelters a lot more vermin under its canopy than it does saints – inclement weather drives all kinds of kinds to dry enclaves. I can, however, say that this development disappointed me mightily. If I needed any further proof that there is no electoral solution to our plight – and I really didn’t – this cinched it. How do you go about establishing grassroots theonomies with this bunch of reeds shaking in the wind?
And to document just how far gone the Stupids have relapsed into their old ways, I really can’t improve on this image for a conclusion:
