By Colby Malsbury

Have you been able to make hide or hair out of the dizzying speed with which we have transformed from encroaching Fabian-style Socialism to the galloping-upon-the-ramparts Bolshevik variant within the past few weeks? If so, you’re a better man than me. As events have come upon us seemingly at random, I see no reason to adopt anything but a random structure to address the modern sheltered antiseptic mindset regarding the Black Plague – Current Year Edition:

We Warrant a Far Worse Judgment

Anyone who had any remaining lingering doubts regarding man’s totally depraved nature ought to have been decidedly gainsaid by the behavior we have witnessed this week. It is exceedingly difficult to witness harpies, burnouts and mongoloids carting unneeded mountains of toilet paper and spaghetti through the checkout aisles, thus depriving Christian families of some desperately needed staples….or 15-seconds-of-fame whores licking toilet bowls as part of some hideous online ‘coronavirus challenge’….or our benevolent governments reacting to coronavirus in an admirably restrained fashion by officially declaring economics dead and promising a thousand bucks a month to anyone who self-imprisons themselves in their abode for three months minimum….without viscerally gagging. National regeneration, this ain’t. What we are witnessing in all this is the massive mental breakdown of a spiritually dead people. And a judgment from God it assuredly is. I doubt this will be a judgment of pestilence, though that would only be our just desserts. God can use judgements of national shame too, and they can be potent. How many times did He allow the Canaanites to hand Israel their ass when they were in an especially hubristic temper? And Israel was not in the habit of calling girls boys and yeomen terrorists and granting covens superPAC status, either.

Why Toilet Paper?

It might seem disingenuous to a lunatic degree for people to go on a massive toilet paper buying binge when coronavirus is a respiratory ailment – all the more so when one considers that beside the empty tp shelves in the stores are often large displays of Kleenix on hand. And that’s because it is disingenuous. Would it set these scavenging rodents’ tiny minds at ease to learn that there is nothing new under the sun, and that an almost identical panic took place in 1973, caused entirely by a shylock congressman’s (Republican, incidentally) self-interested public affirmation proclaiming an imminent tp shortage, and a follow-up joke on the matter from Johnny Carson later that same week? No, I didn’t think so. ‘Who’s Johnny Carson?? Is he on TikTok?’

I would also be remiss if I didn’t point out that a certain Tribe, owing to their scatological mindset, has long been fascinated with toilet paper. What jollier riff to pull on the hysterical goyim than to inculcate a similar obsession among them via a few well-placed kinks in the toiletry supply chain and a rumor campaign whispered in the right ears to get things rolling? It might be juvenile, but such also constitutes a judgment from God upon us. Those who panic-shop will never have enough perishables to quell their fermenting souls.

Church Lockdowns

In the wake of Trump’s ‘totally voluntary’ (snort, guffaw) recommendation that no more than ten people congregate at one place and one time, the spineless churches have conveniently forgotten that they have a tough time rounding up ten parishioners for a service at the best of times, and have shuttered their doors for all foreseeable Sabbaths. I for one can see no good reason why they should ever re-open again. Are they going to be so craven in their servility towards the state as the quarantine drags on into the Easter season, as it almost assuredly will? It is in the midst of an epidemic like this when deacons should really be getting to work, comforting the sick and providing Godly sustenance to the flock in their charge, starved for reassurance as it has never been before. Instead, they were probably the first ones barricading themselves inside their McMansions. Worthless. Utterly worthless.

Suddenly, Kinism is Cool Again

In the midst of a judgment, God can and will show mercy towards His own and bring about great things. Globalist borderless egalitarian post-nationalism might not be a dead and buried concept just yet, but there is no denying that such disgusting ephemera has received a severe blow among the zeitgeist. How many of those proudly sharing ‘hug a Chinese person’ memes on their social mediums mere weeks ago are now calling for an exclusion of any and all yellow men from these shores in tones that would make any 19^th century California populist nod his head in approval? Likewise, the wisdom of putting one’s own family first and foremost is about to be borne out on most people when they will be forced into confinement with them for months on end, and the Pauline admonitions for husbands to love their wives and for wives to obey their husbands will be borne out if the homicide rate is not to exponentially multiply. I would also be lying if I didn’t admit to gleaning great satisfaction from seeing John Reasnor’s idiotic slander of Biblical arguments favoring borders badly aged before its time. Bottom line: it’s easy enough to loftily impugn Kinism when you have a full belly and the promise of some sort of an economy on the morrow.

We Are All Socialists Now

Look, I have no problem with calling coronavirus a very rough bug.

I have no problem taking a few extra precautions.

I have no problem advising the elderly to be especially careful.

I have a big problem with tossing western civilization in the garbage can over this.

But that last point appears precisely where we are headed. Let’s return to that grand a month. Latent nanny-statism is the only way to explain the enthusiasm generated by the Trump base over this promise to every individual American – children included. And this is only the opening salvo of a multi-trillion (or quadrillion – hell, when you get up into these fiscal heights, does the prefix really matter anymore?) stimulus package. Weren’t these same people deriding Bernie Sanders’s Marxism a mere week ago? Guess the Overton window can really shift in an earthquake, I guess. Would it also be insensitive of me to point out the savage irony of Trump expropriating his share-the-wealth scheme from the febrile mind of the Chinaman Andrew Yang? Yes, it would? Good. Mission accomplished, then.

Also: what strings are coming attached with this check? Whether or not accepting said check constitutes theft is rather beside the point. I care not one whit about who does or does not retain ultimate ownership of colored fiat scrip. If that first check acts as a covenant for the Christian’s acceptance of the New Economic Order in all its moribund ‘glory’, though, I care very much about that. The bowl of pottage Zog offers you in return for your birthright is not even close to a legitimate offer.

To Boog Or Not To Boog?

Sure, dystopian futuristic movies from Road Warrior to Gattaca are fun, as well as thought-provoking. But I have come to the realization that antsy Millennials (and older Gen-Zers) who have adopted the plot lines of such as their presuppositional worldview are not my favorite people. Anyone who looks upon the societal anarchy that is shortly to envelop us as nothing more than a chance to go out and shoot some ‘zombies’ or something is not someone you want in charge of security at your isolated compound in the woods, let’s just say. Also: does it ever bother the alt-right that they swiped the term ‘boogaloo’ from a vacuous mid 80s rap movie released by the Israeli-based studio Cannon? Didn’t think so.

‘OK, Boomer.’

And related to the above topic, coronavirus’s by now infamous predilection towards claiming victims among the elderly and sparing children is breeding some truly ghoulish results. In hindsight, the ‘OK Boomer’ meme that seemed to oddly manifest itself as a bolt out of the blue last year is playing into the mindset of this plandemic very opportunely. The callousness shown towards the aged victims of this virus from Millennial edgelords is appalling – witness the trending hashtag #BoomerRemover on Twitter as an example. It gets better, though. The underlying narrative push from the media seems to be that Millennials will somehow be the ‘key’ to beating Covid-19, and as such they can treat the entire resulting clampdown as their very own generational Omaha Beach. Students of history: does this massive propaganda campaign sound vaguely familiar? It should. This heavy-handed pandering to ‘youth’ (aren’t even the youngest Millennials of drinking age now?) from a coterie of dinosaur propagandists brings nothing to mind but the ferocity of Mao’s Cultural Revolution – a made-in-China copy of the Western hippie movement of the same era if there ever was one. And doubtless crafted with similar ends to be gained. What’s 20 million or so deaths to achieve a stable generational transfer of power, after all?

Oh, and once again we Gen-Xers are left out of the equation entirely. But that’s all right. We’re used to it.

Where’s Your Line in the Sand?

As new Brobdingnagian atrocities are presented before our glazed eyes daily – the length of ‘voluntary’ quarantine arbitrarily raised from two weeks to twelve….prisoners being released en masse from San Francisco jails, in a matter not at all unlike the mass emptying of Russian prisons by the triumphant Bolsheviks during the Soviet revolution…threats of interstate travel bans and the spectre of internal passport issuance….celebrities baying the Marxist anthem Imagine in less-than-perfect harmony….it is becoming readily apparent that at some point, if you wish to be considered a Christian and a man, you will have to tell Zog ‘no more’, and that you will pay a hefty price for doing so. Do you know what that point is, and are you willing to say what needs saying? How tenuous is the Godless ‘social contract’ when a well-oiled rumor mill can make the majority of the population consider reverting to cannibalism after a week of hyperbole.

The flim-flammery floating around regarding this Event is enough to make 9/11 look like a model of honesty and transparency. Coronavirus is the latest manifestation of the fraudulent ‘Always Trump/Never Trump’ dynamic, played out on a new front. Everybody is not going to die from this thing, and nobody is not going to die from this thing. But those seem to be the only two acceptable options – either it’s the end of the world as we know it, or it’s an entirely fabricated false flag along the lines of Sandy Hook. Neither ‘choice’ is correct. It’s the old phony two-choice dialectic beloved of practitioners of the Delphi method everywhere.

As this is an ongoing catastrophe – the vaporization of our last vestiges of liberty, not the virus, I mean – there will doubtless be much more to be written on this topic in the near future. Suffice it to say for now that it’s going to become very, very dangerous being a Coronatruther. Shrug. I’m white and Christian, so I’m illegal anyway.