By Colby Malsbury
Ah, springtime. When a young man’s fancy turns to thoughts of….checking out what’s trending online early and often.
Which is no different than how he spends his time the other three seasons of the year, come to think of it. But hey, he might deign to crack a window open this time, and let some of the pervading stale musk out. So let’s give credit where it’s due.
So what exactly is burning up this Online that I’ve heard so much about these days? Why, a polymorphous mass of Newspeak conveying the message that whatever degenerate humanity decrees to be right in its own eyes must be the ironclad Truth, of course! What can I say? The days are getting warmer, and riot season is about to dawn in the urban areas. Nothing like a polite but firm affirmation of your own omnipotence to get your REEEEEEE’s cooing and the subsequent fires raging, all right.